The Awesome Coffee Club (Posts tagged coffee company)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

What You Buy Matters

It’s Black Friday, the biggest shopping day in the United States. The difference between good.store and most Black Friday purchasing opportunities:

100% of our profit goes to charity. In the last two years, you’ve helped us donate over $5,000,000 to expand access to cancer care and fight maternal mortality in impoverished communities.

We make the best coffee, soap, and socks you can buy. It’s a great gift. And best of all, you can actually feel good about where you money is going. good.store!

oh and if you use the offer code tumblrthanks, we’ll give you 25% off whatever you buy today and today only as thanks for a great year … advertising our coffee and other products … on this platform that famously loves advertising.

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I had a weird year. My brother got cancer. I worked for several months as unexpected CEO. Our community took on large corporations to expand access to TB care. Weird.

But maybe the weirdest part of this very weird year: Rediscovering tumblr, and finding the experience lovely and funny and just altogether surprising.

So thanks for letting this unpaid intern hang around. I’ve got a simple pitch for you, and a thank you:

At http://good.store, we make awesome products–from soap to coffee to socks Hank designed during chemo–and then donate 100% of the profit to charities working to expand access to healthcare. This silly idea has raised over $6,000,000 in the last two years.

So as thanks for a surprisingly delightful time on tumblr this year, I want to offer you a 25% discount on anything at good store. Just click this link right here, or else use the code TUMBLRTHANKS at checkout We’ve got great gifts, great subscriptions, and much more. Code will be good until Monday. Thanks.

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I just want to keep my job even though I don’t know how to make memes. Buy our coffee. We’ve got holiday gifts for the coffee lover in your life.

Awesome Coffee is different because 1. we source our beans directly from small farmers collectives, 2. it’s better and fresher than grocery store coffee, and 3. ALL of our profit goes to fight maternal and child mortality in impoverished communities, whereas almost all other coffee makes rich people richer, which is the dumbest thing that can be done with coffee (or other forms of wealth).

coffee company i am an unpaid intern because otherwise some of our profit would go to me and I don't need it and shouldn't have it buy our coffee so I don't get replaced by someone who knows memeology god I wish I could make better memes I see young people memes and I feel so envious not of their youth which is overrated but of their memetic creativity

sca-nerd asked:

My coworker used to work as a barista and would make comments about how bad the coffee is at the office. I never understood this, as it tasted like coffee and all coffee tastes the same to me. Still, I wanted to support the mission of the Awesome Coffee Club, so I ordered a single bag of the Octavia to keep at home for when we would have coffee drinkers visit. I, of course, tried some myself.

Sir. My coworker was RIGHT. The office coffee is TERRIBLE. I finally understand what a good cup of coffee tastes like, and it tastes like awesome coffee. I can't drink the office coffee anymore. I am now on a mission to get our office to switch, but I'm not sure how effective I will be. Until then, I am bringing my own from home.

Thank you for promoting such an incredible product and cause. I wouldn't have tried if you hadn't done so much to show the ethics of sourcing and producing it. DFTBA.

I keep trying to tell people.

Do you think I would be an unpaid intern for anything other than the world’s best coffee that also happens to donate 100% of its profit to charity?

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Some Personal News

Hi.

For the last several months, I have been the CEO of dftba.com, the Awesome Socks and Coffee Clubs, and Sun Basin Soap. This happened because my brother Hank was the CEO, but then he got cancer. (He is now, thankfully, in remission.)

I have enjoyed getting to know the over 50 people who work on these projects, and learning from them about the challenge and fulfillment involved in making awesome stuff. I am immensely proud that together we’ve kept the ship afloat during Hank’s cancer treatment, even growing the company a little in his absence. I would not wish this experience on anyone, but I am still grateful for all that I’ve learned and the people I’ve been able to work more closely with.

However! This week is my last week as CEO, which means starting Monday I return to my DREAM JOB: Unpaid social media intern for the Awesome Coffee Club and Anti-Tuberculosis Propaganda.

Every child harbors a dream. For me, it was that someday I might be so overpaid for writing novels that I could devote myself to being an unpaid intern who hates tuberculosis and loves our extraordinary coffee. Next week, the dream resumes, and I will once again be the world’s only ethically sourced unpaid intern.

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foolondahill17 asked:

How do you feel about Destiel? (The two men who announce the news here on Tumblr)

Oh yeah that seems like a really good fucking issue for this coffee company to weigh in on.

This coffee company is political because all economic activity is inherently political.

And so this coffee company understands that it has to take certain positions that will alienate a percentage of its customer base. But that does not mean this coffee company needs to run around throwing about opinions about Destiel on tumblr.

I am a coffee company that donates 100% of its profit to charity, and in order to survive and grow, I will not now or ever proffer an opinion on the Great Ships Of Our Era.

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jesperr-fahey asked:

hey coffee intern, I've got a coffee question! been thinking about buying an awesome coffee club subscription for my mom, but she's told me before that she doesn't like coffee that's "too strong". I'm not a coffee drinker myself, but she pretty much exclusively drinks dunkin. in your opinion, is awesome coffee club coffee Strong Coffee?

Coffee is generally made “strong” not by the kind of coffee but by the amount of ground coffee used to make a cup or pot of coffee.

That said, I suspect your mom means that she does not like her coffee too burnt–that is to say, she is not looking to experience ONLY the “coffee” taste in coffee, but is also looking for other flavors.

Both our roasts have complex flavor profiles because our beans aren’t burnt, so if she’s looking for more of a coffee and chocolate-flavored coffee, I recommend Octavia, and if she’s looking for a lighter flavor profile with many tasting notes, I recommend Calypso.

Thanks for working to improve your mom’s coffee life. What you’re considering is a lasting and beautiful gift.

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