The Awesome Coffee Club — Hello, nerds. Take a break from debating the plot...

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Hello, nerds. Take a break from debating the plot choices of a TV show that got canceled six years ago and enjoy some coffee.

The Awesome Coffee Club has just released a seasonal light roast. This is a coffee designed for coffee snobs and aspiring coffee snobs to get all the complex tasting notes you get from a great glass of wine, and gosh it’s good.

We also make regular coffee for people who are accustomed to grocery store/starbucks coffee but want something a lot better, and a well-balanced light roast, but this new one is only available for a couple weeks and it is special.

Best of all, 100% of the profit goes to support stronger healthcare systems in impoverished communities. You get to drink better coffee. No billionaires get richer. And the world sucks a little less. It’s a good value proposition.

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Tell me the truth: Can you tell which of these signatures is good, and which is terrible? (Two are fine.)

Like, if you get one of these signatures bound into a copy of Everything Is Tuberculosis, will you be disappointed? Or do they all look approximately the same and I’ve just spent way way way too much time looking at my own signature?

(You can preorder a potentially terrible signature at http://everythingistb.com.)

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turtleduckdate asked:

Hi John, congratulations on the book! Feel free to ignore this dumb ask, but my partner and I have been debating over dinner about this - how long does it take you to sign 100,000 books?

It will take about 220 hours in total.

I can sign about 600 times an hour, but I need to take breaks for my elbow and shoulder at this point, which slows me down a little. It also takes some time to straighten and pack up all the pages and open new boxes and reach for more sheets and all that stuff.

220 hours is a long time, but also what the hell else am I going to do with my time? I like signing. I like the idea that a page I touched will be in your copy of the book. I know what signed books meant to me when I was younger. So it is a little way that I can hopefully make someone’s book and reading experience more valuable. And hopefully it also shows gratitude to those who believe in my work enough to preorder something.

In short, it is not the worst way I’ve ever spent 220 hours. You can preorder a signed copy of Everything Is Tuberculosis wherever books are sold.

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The punchline of it all is that your fave was, in fact, problematic–not least because we are all bumbling fools navigating being alive in an ever-new world we’re experiencing for the first and only time.

And the thing is, Your Fave was given a giant megaphone for some reason, which means when Your Fave bumbles foolishly through the world, they do so VERY LOUDLY and their inevitable mistakes are EAR-SPLITTING.

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