There’s no ethical consumption, but why not have your coffee taste better and strengthen healthcare systems in the world’s most impoverished communities?
The accuracy
quick small fyi
Hi. Hello. Putting ~that~ copypasta in my ask box makes me sad. If that’s your intention, okay! But to me it feels like a joke about my sexuality, or else about other people’s sexuality, and it just bums me out. I try to play it off as a joke a lot because I do not know what else to do about it, and because I know the social Internet is essentially in the business of devouring all which is earnest, but yeah.
I don’t totally understand why it makes me sad, and the parts of it I do understand I am not really interested in sharing. But I think a lot of people maybe don’t know that it makes me sad, and are not trying to make me feel bad, so this is a post to let those people know.
Hi. As of today, we are a full-service coffee company, providing both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee to fine coffee consumers everywhere. Our decaf is incredibly delicious, just like our other roasts, and literally no one paid me to say that.
artemistiques asked:
You said on Instagram recently that you don't want to retire. Can you please explain? I've had some pretty cool jobs, but I don't dream of labor, so I can't wait to be done working forever.
Artemistiques, when I say that I don’t want to retire, I mean that I don’t want to retire from my true and ultimate calling, which is to be an unpaid intern for a coffee company that donates its profit to charity.
coffeetime88 asked:
Why don't you get paid for your work? There've gotta be better paying jobs, bro.
I'm still gonna buy some coffee from the company, though.
Coffeetime, one weird thing about me is that my day job is Getting Paid for Something I Did Twelve Years Ago, so I am able to comfortably afford focusing my present energies on my unpaid internship for the Awesome Coffee Club.
tumblr is the spiritual getaway of social media
yeah but like a spiritual getaway where you take peyote and vomit for seven hours before feel healed and at peace with the Universal Consciousness.