The Awesome Coffee Club

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The Awesome Coffee Club

I am John Green, an unpaid intern for the Awesome Coffee Club, a coffee company that makes the world's best coffee and donates 100% of the profit to charity.

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mrunmione asked:

hi i thought i'd help out the unpaid intern because i think he's awesome :)

also sending lots of love to you and hank x

Dear Certified Bee Enthusiast,

I guess you are an unpaid intern now. You’re certainly an unpaid meme maker, and a good one. More people are welcome to gift me with excellent memes designed to sell coffee.

Thank you for making me memes celebrating the awesome coffee club, which brings you the world’s best coffee and also donates 100% of its profit to charity. Look at the gigantic freaking hospital being built with coffee.

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crypticpine asked:

Wait... THE John Green??? On Tumblr????? Glad to have you here but didnt expect to see you.

Why not? This has always been such a healthy and productive place for me to connect with readers and potential subscribers to the awesome coffee club.

Tumblr loves, and has always loved, me and my books. Tumblr loves, and has always loved, being advertised to.

It’s a great match. Nothing to worry about whatsoever.

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John Green broke into my house to give me writing advice.

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one nice thing about me is that in real life i won’t break into your house or give you writing advice, because 1. i don’t have any advice; i can’t even express to myself how to write, let alone to someone else, and 2. i really dislike tense social situations like home invasions.

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The brothers Green being cute.

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turniphair asked:

If you were to compare the ground and whole bean versions, does grinding the beans yourself have a significant impact on the flavour, or does all that other stuff about the coffee (that I cannot remember but I'm sure that you, unpaid coffee intern, do) minimize the difference?

Does it have a significant impact on flavor? I think grinding your own coffee tastes slightly better, but I am super bougie. Like, I might be the world’s bougiest unpaid intern/acting CEO.
That said, our ground coffee tastes (vastly) better than any ground coffee you can get in a grocery store, because our coffee is much fresher. It’s not unusual for supermarket (or Starbucks etc) coffee to spend six months on a shelf after being ground, and that really hurts the flavor. Our coffee is much, much fresher–it’s usually ground less than a week before it gets to you–so you don’t get nearly as much flavor loss.
One of the surprises of Awesome Coffee is that it is, in fact, so very good. Like, it is markedly more enjoyable to drink every morning, and literally no one is paying me to say that. I think this fact is reflected in our extraordinarily low attrition rates–most subscription services lose 10-20 percent of customers per month. We lose less than 2%. It’s just incredibly good coffee, doing important work in the world.

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radar-of-the-stars asked:

Do you sell anything other than coffee? I can't handle caffeine

WE DO HAVE AMAZING DECAF. In addition to coffee, I sell the world’s best soap, although we are currently sold out because we did not order enough. And I sell awesome socks, but we are currently sold out of those as well.

Also, I am currently and temporarily selling 16 different pride shirts with all the profits going to the ACLU of Montana’s efforts to protect the rights of LGBTQ+ people.

This is a picture of a pizza john shirt but with pride colors and the entire design is comprised of repetition of the quote "We're here because we're here."

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You might expect unpaid social media interns like myself to be good at the Internet.
But as anyone who utilized this web site in 2015 can tell you, I am not very good at the Internet.
At the moment, I have a specific baffling question: When I get a... — You might expect unpaid social media interns like myself to be good at the Internet.
But as anyone who utilized this web site in 2015 can tell you, I am not very good at the Internet.
At the moment, I have a specific baffling question: When I get a new message/ask/whatever, a little red notification pops up by the mailbox.
How lovely! I’ve got mail! Maybe it will be something I wish to respond to!
But then when I click on the mailbox in question, I am told that I have no messages–even though it says to the right that in fact I have 20.
Does anyone know why this is happening? Is it a problem with the app, or–more likely based on personal experience–a problem with me?

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