Awesome Coffee. Shocking The Rock since 2021.
It’s the world’s best coffee, farmed by people who are paid well and offered comprehensive employment benefits.
socialisticle asked:
I'm having an argument with a friend. What color is John Green's hair?
Gray.
dubreus-deactivated20240910 asked:
can't remember if someone already did this one
Nobody ever did it this well, that’s for sure.
Don’t tell anyone but If I don’t get demoted from temporary CEO back to unpaid intern soon, I am gonna collapse into a shattering of irregular polygons.
i know people make these kinds of posts with fictional characters a lot but like. hank green truly is one of The Most Guys Ever. like. he's one of the earliest youtubers who is still on there. he's a 43-year-old tiktok star. he's a science educator. he got cancer and his response was to make a tier list of the press's coverage of his cancer announcement. the president of the united states sent him a message of support and he told the president that he was pissing out the cancer. years earlier he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis and his response was to write a polka song about it. he created vidcon. he's the ceo of a company that produces a shitton of educational series (well, not acting ceo at the moment due to the aforementioned cancer). his guitar says "this machine pwns n00bs" on it. he invented 2D glasses. one of his earliest videos to get popular was about animal sex. between him and his brother, he was known as "the science one" (or "the music one") while his brother was "the writer one," and then he wrote two new york times bestselling novels. his most controversial opinion is that butt is legs. he's done so many things that there is a website dedicated to counting the number of days since he started a new thing. he and his brother use their internet following to (among other things) fight maternal/infant mortality in sierra leone. he has a baked bean furby. hes even bisexual
In 1998. his Winter Park High School classmates named him “Best Dancer.” He’s had an album on the Billboard Charts, and he won an Emmy for a web-based adaptation of Pride & Prejudice. He co-founded DFTBA.com, the Awesome Coffee Club, the Awesome Sock Club, and Sun Basin Soap–but doesn’t make money from any of them. Instead he’s led these brands to donate over $5,000,000 to a hospital in Sierra Leone. His companies, when he stepped down as CEO due to the cancer, had over 115 full-time employees, all of whom receive a living wage and good benefits. His production company, Complexly, has made educational videos with 5 billion total views, and helped hundreds of millions learn through SciShow and Crash Course. He is the sweetest dad to the world’s most amazing six-year-old, and the spouse of one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet, and he is loved–ferociously–by his brother. He truly is among the Most Guys Ever.
lavender-cherry-pie asked:
Dear Unpaid Intern,
They really should be paying you.
Even if we know you'd donate all of it to fighting maternal mortality in Sierra Leone.
<3
Have you seen the shit that rich people spend money on? I pay to have dftba’s logo on the uniform of England’s 88th best professional soccer team, and you think I should be entrusted with MORE MONEY?!?!?!
Lavender-cherry-pie, with all due respect from one person whose blog name was randomly generated by tumblr to another person whose blog name was randomly generated by tumblr, I am and shall remain the world’s only ethically sourced unpaid intern.
But, I mean, just look at those patches in the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. HOW COULD I NOT?!?!??!
As some of you may know, I am the unpaid social media marketing intern for the world’s best coffee company, the Awesome Coffee Club, which provides our 10,000+ members with the world’s best coffee and then donates 100% of our profit to charity.
TODAY, the Awesome Coffee Club’s new site launches with a much more extensive story page exploring how we work directly with farmers and small co-ops in Colombia to make such exceptional coffee, as well as new options for getting great coffee delivered to your home.
In the past three years, we’ve been able to donate over $5,000,000 to fight maternal and child mortality in impoverished communities through the awesome socks and coffee clubs. And we’re just getting started. Join us!
p.s. I am trying to figure out which social media sites actually drive coffee sales, so sign up through tumblr if you want me to think tumblr matters. :)
ALTWe celebrate the purported geniuses who discovered the cure–but we don’t acknowledge that discovering a cure means nothing unless and until we get the cure to the people who need it–an enterprise we’ve failed at to a remarkable degree over the last 70 years.
One of the weird things about 21st century life is that in every majority-christian nation, the system is set up so that people with the most resources receive the most care and support. So, like, if you go to a hospital and you have a lot of money, you get treated first.
But in the Christian sacred texts, God is extremely clear about how social orders should be set up, which is that the last should be first to care and support. So the poor and marginalized should have access to the best care and support, and whatever resources are left after the poor are well-supported should be used in service of those who aren’t poor.
I think it is weird that God is so unambiguous about this, and people are so unambiguously into God and God’s will for us, and yet we don’t do much to amend these systems.
(We ARE better at providing care for the poor than we used to be, which is why there is so much less poverty today than there was 30 or 50 years ago. But it’s utterly obvious that we do NOT have a system that offers preferential care and support for the poor. Instead we offer preferential care to the rich–which feels so natural and inevitable to us that I often can’t see past the confines of this injustice. But it isn’t natural or inevitable. There was a time when monarchy felt inevitable, after all.)