If you ever feel like you’re bad with money, just remember that Elon Musk paid forty four billion dollars to make both his individual life and twitter.com vastly worse.
Makes Yahoo look like brilliant visionaries for only burning $1b on this sack of Discourse and Supernatural memes.
this is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen ohhmygoddd
Pizzamas is the silliest best thing.
At this rate I’ll have 200,000 followers on sizzling sandwich perfection dash blog in about 18 months, which will give me the opportunity to do something hilarious.
The duality of goodreads.
europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about
I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread
there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread
"I'm not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread" is now my life motto.
Update: Lot of people reblogging me trying to say this or that about bread. I’m really sorry if you misheard me, but I am not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread. Thanks for understanding.
europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about
I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread
there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread
“I’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread” is now my life motto.
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Zoe Ryder’s copywriting on the pizzamas web site is one of the greatest works of 21st century literature.
